Midweek Mirth

One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.

The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.

So, let’s smile a little!

My Appetite Is My Shepherd (Pound 23)

My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.

It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.

It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.

It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.

It destroyeth my shape.

Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth,

I will not stop eating, for the food tasteth so good.

The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.

When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me, for I know I soon shall dig in.

As I filleth my plate continuously,

My clothes runneth smaller.

Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of my life

And I shall be “pleasingly plump” forever.

And now for the bonus …

The Definition

Calories (noun): Tiny creatures who live inside your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile and a grateful heart. — Zig Ziglar

 

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4 Responses to Midweek Mirth

  1. LOVE the take on Ps 23!!!! 😀

    On the subject of food…

    They say my life’s disaster,
    with cancer’s sad ol’ song;
    but, hey, I augh, just faster
    at all that’s going wrong.
    Eating is a challenge;
    not much to dine upon,
    but sometimes still I manage
    a Technicolour yawn.
    The dogs are faster yet
    to avoid a pukey bath
    but sometimes, yeah, they do get
    thus rained on, and a laugh.
    Sure, the humour can be grim
    but every time you smile, you win.

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