Instant Messaging: What the Kids Type and Mean

Do you know what your kids or grandkids are saying when they use instant messaging?

Of course not! They have a code that’s intended to leave you in the dark.

This is an old list from Kim Komando, but for instance, if a child types a message that consists solely of a number, such as 5, that means his/her parent is in the room. When they double that number up, such as 55, that means the coast is clear.

Here are some other codes the kids use when instant messaging:

POS: Parent is over my shoulder, so watch what you say.

POP: Parent is on the prowl and could walk in any moment.

SOS: Sibling over shoulder who will tell on me.

ASL: What’s your age, sex and location?

TTYL: Talk to you later.

BRB: Be right back.

HHOK: Ha, ha, only kidding.

MOATM: Music on at the moment.

LQ: Laughing quietly because someone is in the room.

G2G: Gotta go!

CTN: Can’t talk now.

Any updates you would like to add to the list?

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Have health and hope and happiness.

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Palm Sunday: An Easter Parade Worth Pondering

What are your thoughts and memories of Palm Sunday? Little children (maybe you, or your own children) waving palm branches, singing hosannas, strains of All Glory Laud and Honor, and the ubiquitous image of Jesus riding into Jerusalem on a donkey to the praise and adulation of his followers?

Well, part of that is right. However, beyond Jesus’ triumphant entry being the kind of block party most people imagine it to be, New Testament scholars Marcus Borg and John Dominic Crossan educate us otherwise, saying thatJesus was not just the passive recipient of impromptu adoration on Palm Sunday, but rather stagingan act of intentional protest; an anti-imperial demonstration designed to mock the obscene pomp and circumstance of the Roman military. The palm branches they waved were a symbol of Jewish nationalism. The waving of palm branches was actually an expression of hope Jesus would be the one to lead an overthrow of the Roman imperialism.

In their compelling book, The Last Week: What the Gospels Really Teach About JesusLast Days in Jerusalem, Borg and Crossan also tell us there were actually two processions entering Jerusalem on that original Palm Sunday. As Jesus rode in on the donkey from the east, the Roman governor of Judea (Pontius Pilate, whom we already know we’ll see again on Good Friday) rode into Jerusalem with a battalion of soldiers as he did every year during Passover, an annual Jewish festival that dramatically increased the population of Jerusalem to many times its normal size.

Pilate’s timing was deliberate. It was a show of his power, wealth, and glory — a display of imperial majesty that was, above all, designed to remind the Jewish pilgrims Rome was in charge. It was the height of the PAX Romana, a  peace bullied by power, and with it came a distortion of religion, where religion was co-opted by the dictates of Roman imperial occupation.

Borg and Crossan’s description of Pontius Pilate’s imperial procession sets the stage perfectly.  “A visual panoply of imperial power: cavalry on horses, foot soldiers, leather armor, helmets, weapons, banners, golden eagles mounted on poles, sun glinting on metal and gold. Sounds: the marching of feet, the creaking of leather, the clinking of bridles, the beating of drums. The swirling of dust. The eyes of the silent onlookers, some curious, some awed, some resentful.”

It’s important to remember here, according to Roman imperial belief, the emperor was not simply the ruler of Rome but also the son of God. Crossan notes Jesus, who could have entered Jerusalem any number of ways, deliberately rode in on “the most unthreatening, most un-military mount imaginable: a female nursing donkey with her little colt trotting along beside her.”  This choice of mount, Crossan says, was Jesus drawing on the prophetic symbolism of Zechariah, that the king who rode on a colt, the foal of a donkey would be the nonviolent king who’d command peace to the nations.

So here we have pomp and circumstance on the west side, and Jesus and His followers entering from the east in a show of deliberate mockery that leaned into Jesus’ vulnerable show of non-violent rebellion. This procession of the ridiculous was a ragtag bunch of followers that included tax collectors, fishermen, and farmers, all of whom had been touched and healed by the true Son of God.

Jesus came into Jerusalem that day as a moving display of quiet, non-violent, non-revolutionary power. In sharp contrast to Pilate’s braggadocios chest thumping, Jesus modeled leadership of a new and strange kind of kingdom that put the last first, the first last, and where the meek — not the powerful — inherit the earth. This would be a kingdom that belongs to its peacemakers.

So this year, let’s not consider Palm Sunday as just the starting line in the Holy Week rush to Easter Sunday. Let’s not overlook the critical significance of Jesus’ deliberate and symbolic action. Let’s take a moment to consider, rather than being just a big, spontaneous welcome party by the Jews of Jerusalem, the Palm Sunday parade carried overt political significance as a deeply subversive act directed against not only the well-established Roman oppression, but also the religious leaders and temple authorities who were complicit with it. Jesus’ entry into Jerusalem that day was, therefore, much less of a party and much more of a quiet, utterly fearless, unshakable display of a gentle but fierce and courageous commitment to the kingdom of God.

When we begin to view Palm Sunday in this light, we find something radical, incendiary, and dangerous that sets the stage for the Holy Week story of this unfolding confrontation. Jesus rode into town to confront the domination of the poor and marginalized, the top-heavy political oppression, the economic exploitation, and the system of taxation and laws set up to oppress the poor and satisfy the cravings of the rich. Jesus rode into town to confront the religious authorities who used their religious language and practice to legitimize and justify their unjust systems. Each year the Palm Sunday story of Jesus’ counter-procession provides us with an alternative vision of the world. And each year it’s up to us to see it and choose.

In which parade will you march?

This reflection was authored by the First United Methodist Church-Fort Worth (TX) Communications Program headed by Director of Communications Melinda Smoot, and was included in its CONNECT Magazine, a source for the FUMCFW Faith Community, visitors, and guests. Additional information is available at https://fumcfw.org/communications/.

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Prayer Time

As we build this community prayer platform, we ask the Lord to listen to our petitions with full confidence they not only are heard but acted upon by God according to His holy will. These requests are on my prayer list and I hope you consider putting them on yours as you place your petitions before the Lord Sunday.

Seni reminds us as we start, Father, help me to never be afraid to pray for the impossible.

We had some general requests this week, specifically for discernment after graduation and for those struggling with mental illness and addiction.

Sara asked for prayers for a family friend who found out last night he has stage 4 cancer. He went to the hospital for stomach pain and was told by doctors he won’t be leaving there.

Jim is asking prayers for his wife. Her cancer battle is really wearing her down.

Danny’s condition has turned to not good.

Frank was admitted to the hospital Friday night with the beginnings of congestive heart failure. His kidneys are not functioning properly; he has pancreatitis, cirrhosis of the liver from all his meds over the years; and kidney stones, which apparently triggered the episode.

Sue shared a request for prayers for a positive mindset and a speedy recovery for an upcoming surgery for a dear friend’s mother who was recently released from the hospital. Also for strength and peace for her friend.

Mandy is asking for unspoken prayers right away for a very special person.

Kellie needs prayers after being badly burned with third degree burns over 50% of her body. She will be in the burn unit for at least seven more weeks, and facing many surgeries. Praise God, she is responding well to the treatments and surgeries and all her organs are functioning within normal ranges! Please pray for this sweet young woman, her parents, her brother, other family, and the staff caring for her.

Jay is having breathing problems again and Andrew continues to battle pain and challenges in his struggle with cancer.

Jim and Joe are battling financial battles. They ask for people to look up with them.

We come to You, Lord, because prayer is the least yet the greatest thing we can do for each other. When two or more are gathered in Your name, we confidently know You are with us. What better company can we have? You reign and we trust You! We may be broken and battered but know You heal and quiet the soul. You are the source for all that happens in our lives. We thank You for the progress being made. We thank You for the many blessings we have received this week — some we unfortunately didn’t notice. Nonetheless, those blessings are ever-present in our lives. We thank You for healing. We thank You for slowing us down. We thank You for providing us our daily needs — no more and no less. We thank You for being with us, listening to us, walking with us on this journey. We thank You for the support of our family and friends … for seeing the extraordinary in the ordinary — sunrises, sunsets, flowers, kids laughing, adventures, good news amid the bad news. We also know we can come to You with our concerns and they will be heard. Through Christ all things are possible. We lift up those family members and friends who are battling various physical, emotional, financial, career or spiritual issues and ask not for Your guidance and healing (although that would be welcomed) but to keep reminding us we are not alone in our battles. Specifically we lift up Sara’s friend, Jim’s wife, Danny, Frank, Sue’s friend’s mother, Mandy, Kellie, Jay, Andrew, Jim and Joe. We pray for the families of all those You have called home. We grieve … You celebrate. We pray for obedience to Your Will so Your “Son” Light shines through us through the power of the Spirit. And we come to You through the confidence of the words taught by Your Son Jesus.  In Jesus’ Name, Amen.

Keep your joys and concerns coming. They have been and will be included during my prayer time and I trust they will be on your lips as well as you approach the altar. All it takes is a couple of keystrokes under the “Contact Me” button on the top bar {or to the right if you’re not a follower yet}. I hope it becomes your best friend as you navigate around the site so we can all be viable prayer warriors. You can also comment or reach me at wisdomfromafather@gmail.com.

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Do ordinary things in extraordinary ways.

 

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Five Minute Friday — Lack

Happy Five Minute Friday time.

Seriously, it’s time to jot down some thoughts on this week’s prompt — LACK — courtesy of Kate Motaugn (in the Community section at www.fiveminutefriday.com) and the krazy krew of FMF followers. We get the prompt, we ponder, we write, we share … and our ranks swell!

If you’ve followed this blog at all, you know how much value FMF has for me. I’ve asked you to join in [you really, really should]. It’s quick. It’s easy {okay, sometimes not always}. It’s challenging. And it’s oh so rewarding. But don’t take my word for it. Here is what Tammy has to say, taken from snippets in Five Minute Friday: A Collection of Stories Written in Five Minutes Flat. Don’t listen to me. Listen to her.

“As a writer, FMF points me in a direction. There are so many things I’d like to write that I find myself paralyzed and writing nothing. It is also beautiful to see the different perspective on the same word.”

The timer is set so let’s share my perspective this week. GO…

What if?

Famous last words for authors … and artist … and people in general. What if I write something and no one reads it? What if my words don’t make an impact? What if I’m not qualified to write from this particular point of view? What if …? What if …?

As artists, we put ourselves down because of fear. And it almost always stems back to a lack of faith, a lack of confidence and/or a lack of self-esteem or self-confidence.

Of course, this isn’t just a malady for authors or artists. Everyday people face it every day. Am I qualified for this project? Will the boss appreciate the effort? Will it make a difference?

And our spiritual life is also affected. Am I worthy enough? What qualifications do I have to share my faith? What can I do? Do I really believe or am I just going through the motions?

Hmm. Weighty issues. We have to … STOP

somehow overcome this lack of faith in ourselves. As writers, while we do write for an audience, the underlying force is self-satisfaction. As an artist, each stroke of the brush is for satisfaction in the artist’s mind long before the finished canvas is presented to the masses. In our everyday lives, we are most satisfied when we know we did the task at hand to the best of our ability. In our spiritual life, we are at peace when we “feel” the presence of God.

More often, in all cases, when we fail to achieve our full potential it is because of the fear we are “lacking” some skill.

Truth is, we aren’t lacking any skills. We have exactly the skills ordained by God — to write, to paint, to function in everyday life, to share our faith.

Poetry is not my writing genre. I will never be an artist. While I am an ordained Elder, I look at my ministry as my career and life station, not standing on the short side of a pulpit. But I don’t lack in those skills. I just wasn’t designed with them.

Lack of faith in ourselves and God. I have to keep reminding myself of Jesus’ words in the boat during a storm.“Why are you afraid? Do you still have no faith?” (Mark 4:40)

May it not be so.

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Realize it’s never too late.

 

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The Black Hole

I don’t know why, but I was fascinated by the prospect of seeing the first photos of the black hole Wednesday (April 10). I started watching the live press conference. As the picture flashed on the screen, my initial reaction was, “Is that all there is?”

I mean, come on, it’s a circle with a little splash of yellow and orange, and a big black hole in the middle. I could have drawn that in kindergarten {okay, the circle might not have been round and the yellow and black might have stretched outside the lines}.

I don’t know what I was expecting. I really don’t. Perhaps it was the computer-generated models I had seen before. Those at least seemed to have some spatial aspects to them … sort of like the middle of a toilet as the water flushes.

I was impressed with the science. Using the Event Horizon Telescope, it was a network of eight radio observatories, atomic clocks and computers specifically located around the world, all timed to “click” at precisely the same time over a 10-day period in April. Five petabytes of data, equivalent to “all of the selfies that 40,000 people will take in their lifetime,” according to Dan Marrone, and 65 hours of data were collected, correlated, collated, dissected and digitized to come up with the shadowy image of its event horizon. That boundary defines where the normal universe ends and the unknowable begins. Anything that crosses the event horizon, be it a photon, atomic particle or astronaut, is forever lost to the known universe. Because of a black hole’s intense gravity, you can’t capture an image of the actual black hole, but light near the black hole’s “point of no return.”

We can thank Albert Einstein for introducing us to the concept of a black hole. His relativity equations predicted the inevitable existence of black holes in 1915, although he didn’t initially believe such objects could be real. But in 1916, German astronomer Karl Schwarzschild calculated an exact solution to Einstein’s equations that showed how black holes could form.  Princeton physicist John Wheeler was first credited with using the term black hole in 1967.

A little over 100 years later, here we are.

The other thing that struck me while watching the press conference is how “normal” these scientists look. I mean, you have this mental image of a wild-haired Einstein or a mad scientist in a while lab coat tinkering with out of this world gizmos and gadgets. Instead, the parade of speakers looked … well … normal, like the guy next door or girl next door. They were young, energetic and speaking in everyday language about a topic very few people understand. It was refreshing!

Of course, science notwithstanding, all they had to do was take a picture of my desk — especially during my working days. There were many black holes discovered there over the years. Anything that crossed those horizons — be it a photo, article or letter — was forever lost to the known universe. Come to think about it, I  haven’t heard from my youngest son in awhile.

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Life’s treasures are people … together.

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Midweek Mirth

One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.

The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.

So, let’s smile a little!

Words of Wisdom

“Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did.” — Newt Gingrich

 And now for the bonus …

The Wedding Singers

Donna was the organist for a wedding. She related a story about a previous wedding in which she and her husband Burk were participating, with her playing the organ and him singing. During rehearsal the audio man at the church asked them to sing and play so he could adjust volumes. They did not have the wedding music with them, so they began to perform one of the hymns they had practiced for church the previous week, He Touched Me. Just as they started, the preacher walked in and stopped, looking very surprised. He said he had never, ever heard that song chosen for a wedding before. The opening line of the hymn is, “Shackled by a heavy burden …”

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Remember friendship is a wise investment.

 

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Pay It Forward

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You see, each of those pitches end up with a caveat … buy this program … share your hard work with a total stranger … sign up for this “free” webinar … let someone who does not have your passion for your product pitch it for you.

That’s pretty cynical, I know. There are some very good resources out there to help you publish or promote or market. The problem is if you’re a newbie, chances are you don’t have the resources — sometimes only $19.95, sometimes straddling the $1,000 mark — to get the help needed to publish, promote or market.

That’s where I come in. I will do what I can to help you, guide you and share my experience — all for free. Nada. Zilch. Zero. {You could always buy, borrow, read or review my books, though.}

I am far from a Stephen King, Rick Riordan, Cassandra Clare, Neil Gaiman, James Patterson or Nick Fowler. I can’t even get to my Goodreads ranking. So my expertise may be questionable, but I am willing to help anyone who asks.

I am not particularly versed in SEOs and tags, but I have over 50 years of writing and editing experience. I don’t believe “best sellers” are necessarily best writers, but bought and bartered writers pandered by publishers and publicists. And I always cringe when I see someone boasting they have written 132 books in just three years. Possible? Yes. I’ve written 925 posts in six and a half years.  That’s the equivalent of nine average sized novels — about 500 words at a time. Two books — my novella Heaven Shining Through and my non-fiction inspirational Wisdom From a Father — have been published.

There are many writers who make a living as a writer. But the majority are just squeaking by or writing to an audience of one. Those in the latter categories are who I would like to help. Those are the ones who don’t have the resources to self-promote. Ask me some questions. I’ll do my best to share my experiences with you one on one … just because I want to pay it forward.

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.

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Measuring Success

This week’s Words for the Week are from Brett Blair, founder and owner of Sermons.com which has the largest subscriber base of any sermon and worship prep service in the world. The website offers annual memberships and clergy from all denominations and 90 different countries utilize the service. An e-mail newsletter currently reaches 75,000 ministers. Blair served as a pastor in the United Methodist Church for 13 years before turning his attention to writing and editing Sermons.com full time. A graduate of Yale Divinity School Blair has authored two books of children’s sermons: Children’s Sermons A-Z and The Big Influence of Small Things.

So, here goes …

Mother Teresa was once asked, “How do you measure the success of your work?”

She thought about the question and gave her interviewer a puzzled look, and said, “I don’t remember that the Lord ever spoke of success. He spoke only of faithfulness in love. This is the only success that really counts.”

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.

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