One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.
The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.
So, let’s smile a little!
Prescription Bottle
A pharmacist is going over the directions on a prescription bottle with an elderly patient. “Be sure not to take this more often than once every four hours,” the pharmacist says.
“Don’t worry,” replies the patient. “It takes me four hours to get the lid off.”
And now for the bonus …
Help Wanted Ad
Found in an actual church bulletin:
POSITIONS OPEN in soprano, alto, tenor and bass. No others need apply.
PHYSICAL QUALIFICATIONS: Must be able to carry light musical notes part way across the sanctuary. Must have sufficient vision to see the director.
EXPERIENCE: No applications will be accepted from persons who have not sung, hummed or whistled in the bathtub or shower at some time.
BEGINNING WAGE: Increased satisfaction and joy in the service of God.
FRINGE BENEFITS: Social Security. We promise you the security of social fellowship with other choir members.
HOURS: Thursday evenings from 7 to 8 PM & Sunday mornings. There is occasional opportunity for overtime.
RETIREMENT: Generally determined by the printed notes getting too small, the hymnal too heavy, notes too high, the sanctuary too hot or too cold or the organist unable to play the notes you sing.
We are an equal opportunity employer!
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK: Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. — Doug Larson
The Lincoln ultimately finds its way back to Little Chet, who goes to church — the same church where even the non-regulars are in attendance as Preston tosses his sermon and talks about the hope found in that wayward $5 bill.
There are fine things which you mean to do some day, under what you think will be more favorable circumstances. But the only time that is surely yours is the present, hence this is the time to speak the word of appreciation and sympathy, to do the generous deed, to forgive the fault of a thoughtless friend, to sacrifice self a little more for others. Today is the day in which to express your noblest qualities of mind and heart, to do at least one worthy thing which you have long postponed, and to use your God-given abilities for the enrichment of someone less fortunate. Today you can make your life significant and worthwhile.
Sometimes, I am in a rush in the morning, half asleep. Okay, quite often, I am in a rush in the morning during term-time to get the children and myself into the car and off.
Jennifer is seeking extreme prayers for her family … four siblings and Mom.
We come to You, Lord, because prayer is the least yet the greatest thing we can do for each other. When two or more are gathered in 
The other night, my South Carolina son sent a photo of the distant full moon shimmering across the Atlantic Ocean. As I glanced out my window, I noticed the distant full moon reflecting off the Piscataquis River. It hit me … we were distant (separated) by about 1,200 miles, but saw the same full moon in all its glory.
About seven or eight years ago, my doctor gave me a stern lecture {with love} abut my overall health. Sonni pushed me to eat better and exercise more, even if it meant a simple walk from the furthest spot from the entrance to the store. She made me try veggie burgers and healthy snacks. My daughter-in-law keeps preaching healthy food choices {although they had mac and cheese with hot dogs last night}. My daughter insists running, jogging and a fitness regimen is the key to physical happiness.
And then we have the hybrids, things like hummus {ironically as I was typing this there was a massive recall because of possible listeria}, beans, weird nuts, avocado, milk alternatives, and apple cider vinegar. As soon as I see recipe with a weird name or ingredient {one I’m not familiar with, like Ratatouille With Toasted Pine Nuts Over Rice, Pad Thai-style Noodles With Tofu, or Black Bean Patties With Avocado-Mango Salsa} my eyes glaze over and my mind wanders to doughnuts. Just saying.
Lost And Found
The intention was to have a more regular presence, which, in turn, would result in more exposure. From that standpoint, the regimen has been successful. New friends have found my site and started following. More comments are being made.
The Light 