One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.
The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.
So, let’s smile a little!
Lost And Found
A devout cowboy lost his Bible after church one Sunday. Three weeks later a monkey ran up to him carrying the Bible in his mouth. He removed the precious Bible out of the monkey’s mouth and exclaimed, “A miracle!”
“Not really,” replied the monkey. “Your name was inside the cover!”
And now for some bonus monkeyshine thoughts …
Monkey Business
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the bananastair!
What key opens a banana?
A monkey!
THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Today is a good day to BE a good day.
Starts NOW
In keeping with the simian theme…
Mongo’s my nickname, young fella,
’cause I look like a lowland gorilla,
If you’re an adrenaline junkie,
just arouse the ire of this monkey,
and I’ll make your last day a thriller!
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Back at you (without the monkey)
A crafty young bard named McMahon,
Whose poetry never would scan,
Once said, with a pause,
“It’s probably because
I’m always trying to cram as many extra syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”
🙂
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LOVE LOVE LOVE this, Joe!
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