Midweek Mirth

One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.

The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.

So, let’s smile a little!

Midweek Mirth:

The Memory Test

Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?”

“274,” came the reply.

The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?”

“Tuesday,” replies the second man.

The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s three times three?”

“Nine,” says the third man.

“That’s great!” says the doctor. “How did you get that?”

Simple,” he says, “just subtract 274 from Tuesday.”

And now for the bonus …

Help?

One summer evening a young son came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, “No, but I appreciate you asking.”

The child responded, “Well, I appreciate you saying no.”

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. — John W. Gardner

 

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5 Responses to Midweek Mirth

  1. A hard-drinkin’ bishop was dyin’,
    with the courage, they said, of a lion.
    He saw Christ at the gate,
    and he didn’t wait,
    slapped His back and said, “JC, you’re buyin’!”

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