One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.
The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.
Here’s this week’s edition of Midweek Mirth … so let’s smile a little!
New DUI Test
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop.
“I juggle them in my act.”
“Oh, yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.”
The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives.
Another man driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the passer-by to his passenger. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”
… and now for the bonus …
After a Sunday school teacher finished a lesson about heaven, she asked all the students who wanted to go to heaven to raise their hands. Only one little boy failed to raise his hand, and the teacher asked, “Billy, don’t you want to go to heaven?”
“Yes, ma’am,” Billy replied, “but I don’t want to miss the fried chicken my mom’s going to fix for lunch.”
THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. — Jean Houston