Midweek Mirth

One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.

The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.

Here’s this week’s edition of Midweek Mirth  … so let’s smile a little!

It’s So Hot …  (Oldie but Goodie)

The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water comes from both taps

You learn a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 90 degrees and you feel a little chilly.

You discover in August it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Potatoes are cooking underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

Cows are giving evaporated milk.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

And now for the short but sweet bonus …

Fashion statement

What did one strand of DNA say to the other?

“Do these genes make me look fat?”

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: The most wasted of days is one without laughter. – e.e cummings

About wisdomfromafather

I'm just an ordinary guy walking along the journey of life.
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5 Responses to Midweek Mirth

  1. Mary Albers Felkins says:

    I am honored & humbled by your review, Joe! Thank you for taking time to share your sentiments on Call to Love, allowing the reader to join in on your reading journey.

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