One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.
The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.
So, here’s this week’s edition of Midweek Mirth … so let’s smile a little!
A father and son were riding in their truck together one day and the son asked the father, “Dad, how high can you count?” Dad countered with “How high can you count?”
The son immediately replied, “One thousand, five hundred, forty-two.”
The father said, “Why did you stop?”
The son shrugged his shoulders and said, “Well, church was over.”
And now for the bonus as we crawl away from our lockdown with a smile …
Until further notice the days of the week shall be called: THISday, THATday, OTHERday, SOMEday, YESTERday, NEXTday, and Tomorrow.
Remember when you were wishing the weekend would last forever? So … are you happy yet?
You know the world is upside down when you go to the bank and someone wearing a mask and gloves isn’t tackled by security.
Now, just like that, having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, plastic sheeting, and rope in the trunk of your car is OKAY and you are not suspicious?
If they had just called it, “the Stay at Home Challenge” and posted it on Facebook, the virus would be gone by now.
What if they close the grocery stores and we have to hunt for food? I don’t even know where Little Debbie lives.
I am glad I did not waste my money on buying a 2020 Daily Planner book.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. — W. H. Auden