One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.
The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.
So, let’s smile a little!
If Websites Had Warning Labels
Google: “Warning! You may actually find more than what you’re looking for.”
Blogs: “May cause drowsiness.”
Microsoft: “Warning! Bill Gates isn’t ever going to share his money with you.”
MySpace: “Age, gender and attractiveness of members may differ from what is actually posted.”
Apple Computers: “Warning! High Smug Advisory.”
Wikipedia: “Warning label does not exist. Would you like to create warning label?”
YouTube: “Warning! Contents may be stupid.”
And now for the bonus …
Man: “Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.”
Waiter: “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”
THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy. – Proverb
I do not have time for laughter,
and stand on dignity.
Gravitas is what I’m after
even when I pee.
At the fixture I’m unmoving,
with a nose haughtily raised;
by still posture I am proving
a pose worthy of praise.
But one day I looked higher,
a search for the divine,
and then a passing bloke admired
how my Nikes had a shine.
He didn’t comment (charming fellow!)
on how the white now was yellow.
Always happy to hear from you. One day at a time.
Always glad to be here, Joe.
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