Midweek Mirth

One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.

The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.

So, let’s smile a little!

But The Label Says…

Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of but the baby wouldn’t stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.

After the doctor listened to the father about all he had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby’s ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he undid the diaper, he found the diaper was indeed full. “Here’s the problem,” the doctor said. “He needs a change.”

The father was very perplexed, “But the diaper package says it’s good for up to 10 pounds!”

And now for the bonus …

You Know You’ve Been Out Of College Too Long When …

Your potted plants stay alive.

6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.

You carry an umbrella.

You watch the Weather Channel.

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

You’re the one calling the police because those kids next door don’t know how to turn down the stereo.

You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.

You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.

You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

Grocery lists have more on them than macaroni & cheese, Diet Pepsi and Ho-Ho’s.

Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors. – African proverb

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I'm just an ordinary guy walking along the journey of life.
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2 Responses to Midweek Mirth

  1. I thought, when I was in school
    that the teachers deserved ridicule.
    They really were squares,
    putting on haughty airs,
    and had lost all concept of cool.

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