Midweek Mirth

One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.

The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.

So, let’s smile a little!

Say What?

The following quotes were allegedly taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians:

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better.

On the second day, the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.

Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.

Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

The patient refused an autopsy.

The patient has no past history of suicides.

The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

The patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

She is numb from the toes down.

The skin was moist and dry.

When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

And now for the bonus …

The E-mail Virus

Computer professionals are warning about a new e-mail virus that seems especially to plague individuals born prior to 1955. Here are the symptoms:

Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

Causes you to send a blank e-mail.

Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person.

Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.

Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.

Causes you to hit “Send” before you’ve finished.

Causes you to hit “Delete” instead of “Send.”

Causes your to hit “Send” when you should “Delete.”

Experts call it the “C-Nile Virus.” And they’ve found no cure. Now, have I sent this to you before? Or did you just send it to me?

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. — Soren Kierkegaard

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About wisdomfromafather

I'm just an ordinary guy walking along the journey of life.
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2 Responses to Midweek Mirth

  1. There was a philosopher, Soren,
    who thought kinda odd (well, he’s foreign)
    He understood looking back
    while going forward on track,
    so if he’s driving at you that’s a warnin’.

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