Midweek Mirth

One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.

The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.

So, let’s smile a little!

For those computer literate souls out there:

ISDN – It Still Does Nothing

SCSI – System Can’t See It

DOS – Defective Operating System

IBM – I Blame Microsoft

CD-ROM – Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 – Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW – World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH – Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM – Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of  Mathematics

COBOL – Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

WINDOWS – Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT – Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

And now for the bonus …

Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

I’m probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club.

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Go to the one place where you can be safe no matter what else blows up.

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I'm just an ordinary guy walking along the journey of life.
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