One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.
The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.
So, let’s smile a little!
For those computer literate souls out there:
ISDN – It Still Does Nothing
SCSI – System Can’t See It
DOS – Defective Operating System
IBM – I Blame Microsoft
CD-ROM – Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 – Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW – World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH – Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM – Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL – Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
WINDOWS – Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT – Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
And now for the bonus …
Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
I’m probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club.
THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Go to the one place where you can be safe no matter what else blows up.
The Light 