Midweek Mirth

One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.

The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.

So, let’s smile a little!

Mister Fix-It

A little girl was watching her daddy repair his tractor. She asked her mother, “What happens to old tractors when they finally stop working?”

Sighing, her mother answered: “Someone sells them to your father, dear.”


And now for the bonus…



How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

When chemists die, apparently they barium.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro … what a rip off!

THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. — Coco Chanel



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6 Responses to Midweek Mirth

  1. They say that Christians don’t have fun
    and we’re gloomy fuddy-duddies
    but I know some priests (and a nun)
    who are darned good drinking buddies.
    It’s not sacramental wine we drink
    (that’s reserved for mass)
    but on how to get stink-
    in drunk, they are a master class.
    God made the rocks, once my pillow
    as I laughed myself through war,
    and topping that, the armadillo,
    roadkill feast you don’t ignore.
    Laughing and booze are no mortal sin,
    just a place where God’s grace can begin.

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  2. Tammy Ayers says:

    Love it. Thank you for the chuckles (and maybe a couple good-natures eye rolls).

    Liked by 1 person

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