One of the misconceptions about being a Christian is non-Christians think we don’t know how to have fun or have a sense of humor. Trust me, if the Big Guy can have a sense of humor when it comes to dealing with us mere mortals, so can we.
The difference for Christians is we don’t have to debase ourselves or others to generate a smile. Laughter at life or ourselves is a gift from God.
So, let’s smile a little!
Confessions of a Funeral Director
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry but you scared the daylights out of me.”
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn’t realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab … I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.”
And now for the bonus …
A woman answered an advertisement for a typist to work on a book on weather forecasting. She gave her typing speed as “Approximately 55 wpm. with occasional gusts of 60 to 65 wpm.” She got the job.
THOUGHT TO REMEMBER: Life is too short to worry about little things! So enjoy your life, laugh every chance you get, cry only if you must and never let other people get you down!